Aggressive Danish goat

To: Copenhagen Zoo

From: tim.fredriksson@gmail.com

Date: 08/20/2010 06:32 PM

     Hi,

last weekend our family visited Copenhagen Zoo. However, we were very surprised by your aggressive goats. In the "goats garden" one of the goats (a black-greyish one) attacked and stole my son's newly bought ice-cream. If you have goats around kids I think it is your responsibility to discipline the goats. 

Please confirm that you have received my invoice for the lost/stolen ice-cream (20 DKK).

Best regards,

Tim Fredriksson 

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To: tim.fredriksson@gmail.com

From: Copenhagen Zoo

Date: 08/21/2010 01:44PM

Oh, that goat must have been hungry – and with a sweet tooth to it...  

This is of course rather regrettable and we apologize !

I have just checked and actually there is a sign at the enclosure saying that feeding of the goats is not allowed. This is not only out of respect for the animal’s health, it is actually also to ensure that the goats do not approach the kids in an unwanted way.

Naturally I am aware of the fact that your son did not feed the goat – but it also means that it is a bit unwise to bring in a child carrying an icecream.

We hope you understand why we are not able to consider your mail as an invoice for DKK 20.

Kindly

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Copenhagen Zoo

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Do we need to cremate Wilsson?

To: New Zeeland Customs

From: tim.fredriksson@gmail.com

Date: 04/27/2010 04:32 PM

Hi over there,


I am Tim Fredriksson from Sweden and soon me and my family are planing to visit New Zeeland. One of our main goals with the trip is to bury our beloved dog (a charming border collie named Wilsson) in the beautiful national park of Mount Cook. In his 12 year long life WIlsson really loved nature so we know that he will find peace in a scenic place such as Mount Cook.

However, one questions:

1) What is the correct way to declare the remains of Wilsson at the custom? What kind of good is he considered to be? (He is not cremated, but well concealed in plastic bags in order to avoid bad smells).

Best regards,
Tim Fredriksson

Mount Cook - a very scenic place

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To: tim.fredriksson@gmail.com

From: New Zeeland Customs

Date: 04/29/2010 01:46 PM

Dear Tim,



Thank you for your enquiry,


You will need to check with the Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry e mail enquiry@maf.govt.nz or phone International 9/3773008 and follow the prompts they will advise.He may have to be embalmed.

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for Manager Client Service
Auckland City Trade & Marine.

Legoland is just a playground

To: Legoland

From: tim.fredriksson@gmail.com

Date: 06/29/2010 06:32 PM

Hi,

recently our family visited Legoland. However, we were very disapointed.

The entire concept seemed only to focus on fun, play and beauty. As a parent my ambition is that my children will learn new things about the world. Legoland did not teach my children a single new thing.

You have sentimental miniatures of Copenhagen and famous buildings from the West. But where is the White man's brutal conquest of Africa, Agent Orange, or the threats from Global Warming? No where.

To whom should I send our tickets to get a refund?

Best regards,

Tim Fredriksson

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To: tim.fredriksson@gmail.com

From: Legoland

Date: 07/08/2010 02:15 PM

Dear Tim Fredriksson,

Thank you for your e-mail of 29 June 2010. We are sorry that you were disappointed with your visit to LEGOLAND.

In LEGOLAND we focus on giving the whole family a good day in the park – full of imagination, creativity and fun. We do not strive to base the experiences on facts and history, but leave this to museums and other similar attractions.

Miniland is the heart of LEGOLAND. Here, you can see the world in miniature and enjoy famous buildings, capital cities, villages and exciting areas, built of 20 million LEGO bricks. Most of our guests score this area very high, when they give us their opinion of their visit, but we are of course sorry that you did not find it interesting.

Once more thank you for your comments.

Best regards,

LEGOLAND ApS

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